Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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