So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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