He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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