Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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