IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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