That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Randomize
