Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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