I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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