Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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