Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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