I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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