I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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