their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Randomize
