So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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