We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
