I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Randomize
