did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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