he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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