shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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