Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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