Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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