so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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