piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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