I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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