you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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