You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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