at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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