I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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