it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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