when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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