I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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