ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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