Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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