Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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