I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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