she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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