Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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