Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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