college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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