The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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