I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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