I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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