doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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