Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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