Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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