Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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