Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
