haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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