he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
