It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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