I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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